Blog War

And I blame Dan on this one...He states that I'm a hater in one his entries for today. We'll see who hates the other more with this war I guess.

First, I'd like to point out some inaccuracies in his post. "I heard somebody advertised she 'sniffs glue for Jesus', 'Corday will you be my Valentine', and 'If there is no God, Who pops up the next Kleenex'." Hmm...I wonder who all started this, and literally taped them up on my window...to the point where I spent two nights Goo Gone-ing my windows at the end of the year? I have no idea who this hater could be. "Somebody also made my MMM room smell like Adam's plant." Oh no. I still blame this one on Adam. Yes, I watched him as he cut up his plant and put it in a box with Kathleen's name and address on it so he wouldn't know it was us. Yes, I was the distraction to get the plant under the bed, but in no way did I touch the plant or plant it under his bed (pun was intended there). Oh, and the ER trip? NOT MY FAULT FOR ONCE! I believe it was someone who would like to put the blame on someone else, seeing as how he's been blamed for that since it happened. I was not the one who slammed the door into Katie's hand that had a glass in it. I can still remember the panic in his face when he heard that we were going to the ER...and to this day, Katie cannot feel some of her fingertip.

I will admit that I will not live down "I cannot tell you at this juncture." That was quite possibly the crowning point of my drunkenness. I love the fact that I said that after having as much as I had that night. I will admit that my 21st was a crazy night. Falling out of a car into snow, not feeling the snow, and then ending up in Jill's house not knowing how I got there, is not the best.

Let's think of some of the times that we were both crazy and insane, seeing as how we both know we're crazy and insane. Fox River...Granted, I wasn't the one who really wanted to go in. Someone else wanted me to go in, to the point he'd try and carry me down to the river anytime we were near the CC. I then went limp, he would trip on me, and then I'd see him fly right over me. The Fox River Incident will forever be ingrained in my memories (seeing as how my children are going to have 5 legs or something like that...just remember Dan, it's your godchild...). It was a warm spring day, and I decided that I would go in the river...after someone stole my glasses and put them on the far edge of a dock. We had to wait til Adam came to help Dan, since it was Adam's idea originally (which is why he's more evil than I). I remember them taking me out to the edge of the dock. I had a panic attack as I watched a dead fish float by in the murky brownish-green water. I should state here that I hate swimming in deep water (where I can't touch the bottom) and water that isn't in a pool. Katie told me later that Dan wanted to run and push me in with all of his might...nice Dan. Katie and I did have a pact though. If they pushed me in, she'd push them in. Katie got Adam in after I was pushed, but Dan ran off like a scared little kid. Eventually, he and Katie ended up in the river. Those were good times. I loved how the photographer of this incident was a PIT (Priest in Training).

Hmmm...another one where both of us are crazy. Truth or Dare nights. We were both drunk off of our asses most times we played Truth or Dare. Walking outside in a women's bra while a frat party was going on across the street. Walking down your wing with no pants on...just a blanket, humming "You're a Grand Old Flag". Having someone pour Sprite on your chair, and make you sit in it repeatedly, after you've been in the bathroom puking your guts out. Getting a tattoo of your phone number...good times...good times...

See, I can admit that I wasn't an innocent person...now you need to as well Dan. :)