ADAM MUST DIE

Anything nice I've ever said about Adam, I am now taking back. I am now upset with myself that I was so upset when he left. He is going to die when I get home.

Here's the story on why he MUST die.
Yesterday I was going through my freezer to find something, and I noticed that the bottle of vodka that was in there had been moved. I found that weird since the last time I put it away was last week after making the slushes. I just figured Adam was rooting around looking for something while he was here. I was also looking at a convo he and Dan had had while I was at school. I found it interesting that Adam was asking about the names of 2 of my monkeys. Whatever...Tonight I was going through to get out some cream puffs I forgot I had in there. As I was putting them away, I put the vodka in it's place, and then tried shoving my ice cube trays back so the door will close. I felt resistance from something behind the ice cube trays. I looked back there, and was confused at what I saw. There was one of my measuring cups behind the ice cube trays. That's weird, I can't remember putting that in there. I ripped it out of my freezer and realized that one of my monkeys was in there! UH-FREAKIN'-UH! NOT COOL KOOL AID!

To make matters worse, this is one of the monkeys that Dan stole 3 years ago. Adam took part in taking pictures for Dan when the monkey was stolen. This monkey has gone through too much. Leave the little guy alone!

I did take pics so people didn't think I was making this up.

Adam, if you're reading this...PAYBACK IS A BITCH! You are no longer getting anything homemade from me for your apartment warming...huh-uh.

Adrienne, if you read this before you meet him in GB...HIT HIM!!