My Future Looks Bright

Alrighty, I had a nice update last night, and then my computer decided to freeze on me. Whatever...I received and email from Dan the other day with a new prediction for my "love" life. Seeing as how nothing has really come of his last prediction (2 years ago now...), let's see how this one will pan out.

As I told you, I was constructing your future. Your future looks bright. Even though you decided to forego your chance to meet that engineer so you could spend time with such an amazingly hott, intelligent, fun-to-be-around, super cool, and all-around awesome guy, you will be given a second chance at finding a
man.
Now, this is what you must do in order to find this man. First, you will need to have a Sex on the Beach. Why is this drink such an important part of this plan? Well, you're going to need some courage before the events which are about to unfold. I would suggest you go heavy on the Sex and lighter on the Beach. ;-)
Second, you need to wear a nice going out outfit. Have something that displays your assets and doesn't shout, "I'm a teacher." We don't want you to look like a teacher, at least not right away. This will be your secret weapon - almost like the caveman's club utilized to strike his mate on the head so he could drag her off to his cave to make sweat prehistoric lovin'.
On a Saturday night in March between the hours of 9 PM and 11 PM, you will need to go down to a lounge, bar, etc. and order a nice glass of wine. I would suggest you get a pinot grigio. (sans fresca, but that goes without saying) As you sip your wine, I will need you to scan the room. You will see a handsome man wearing a green polo or blue buttonup shirt. This man will have friends by his side, enjoying a pleasant evening in Las Vegas. He will eventually make his way to the bar, and, at this point, he is going to accidently bump into you, thereby spilling your wine. He is going to apologize profusely and offer to purchase another for you. You will say no, it isn't necessary, but that you would rather
have his number.
Score! You will have a number and call him the following
Tuesday. You will set up a dinner for that Thursday. At this Thursday Date, you will hit it off like none other. You'll make more plans for the weekend. From there on out, the two of you will be happily coupled.
Then, in the fall/winter when you return to Madison, he will come with you to meet the rents. While you are racing your mother down the street in your respective scooters, he will ask your father for permission to ask you to marry him. Then, when you are hanging out with your amazing and cool friend Daniel, he will ask Daniel what he thinks about asking for your hand. Daniel will be all about this guy marrying you, so he will say yes.
On the night before you leave for home, You will take a walk through downtown Madison. You will point out to him the site you would like to be propsed, at which point he will drop to one knee and whip out a diamond ring. He will first apologize for not having the right date and time, but asks you to look past that fault. You'll start crying, say yes, then spaz.
You'll get married in 2007. During your honeymoon, my first godchild will be created. Oh yeah! You will move to an awesome house with a swimming pool.
Want more details? Well, this guy will be a CPA for one of the casinos in LV. Within the first couple of months you are dating he will have been promoted to the position of the Director of Internal Auditing. In 2008, he will be a VP.
You will live happily until 2052 when he chokes on a piece of filet mignon. You'll collect the life insurance policy, move to a topical island, and have ten male love slaves to fill your desires.

Well, we'll see how this pans out...

Today was alright...the kids were terrible, but they still got their party. I know that I should've just told them that we weren't going to have it, but then a mom came in with pizza for the class. But hey, I ended up with a few boxes of chocolate and a couple of trinkets from the kids. I can't complain. As I was grading stuff and cleaning up in my room, I began singing songs from Bye Bye Birdie. I haven't listened to the CD in a long time, but thought I would do so on my way home from school. I turned my car upside down trying to find the damn CD. Turns out, I brought the CD case into the apartment the other day. DAMN!

I got home, fell asleep on the futon, made dinner, and watched Gilmore Girls in candle light. No one but me on my futon, watching TV on Valentine's Day. Nothing beats that. Oh well. Next year I'll have a Valentine...who isn't a million miles from me, seeing as how this morning Dan asked me to be his Valentine. Aww...cute...

Well, I'm going to try this thing called going to bed early again. I got into bed early last night, but I wasn't able to fall asleep til 12. Damn me for sleeping so much this weekend!